The (less than) definitive guide to all things listable in 2009.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Let me try this again.

So I think I just sent you a partial email. Stupid technology. I can't remember if this is what I wrote before, but I'll try.

Jessica's Top Nine Songs of 2008 to Listen to On Repeat During the Wee Hours of the Morning.

1. The Virgins - "Rich Girls"  Best super-hipster dance song of 2008. I didn't want to like it, but I couldn't help myself.

2. Fleet Foxes - "He Doesn't Know Why"  Sometimes I dislike (or ignore) the things that everybody else likes, simply out of principle. But I really like this entire album. And this song? "I was looking at you there and your face looked wrong"?  Come on. It's good. You want to sing along; so do it.

3. The Dodos - "Eyelids"  Yes, it's only 57 seconds long, but it's the best song on the album.

4. Bon Iver - "Re: Stacks"  Again, I can understand if you're sick of hearing about this album, or if you think it's overrated. My initial attraction to the whole project was how and where it was recorded. I've been in Boston for three and a half years now, and although I know dozens and dozens of people from New York, Philadelphia, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, even Florida, (etc.) my interactions with other Midwesterners (particularly Plains States Midwesterners) is limited and rare. People have no idea where Iowa is. Or, they say the name of the state (or the Midwest) like it's in quotes. Seriously. So when I stumbled across this album and read about the whole Wisconsin/hunting cabin thing, I was intrigued. And then the music was utterly sad-bastard. Perfect. I don't know what he's saying during the chorus, something about stacks and racks and backs and something-something-low/load... The point is, "Skinny Love" is a good song; "Re: Stacks" is a great one. It's sad and leisurely in that movie soundtrack kinda way.

5. French Kicks - "Said So What"  You should listen to this band. On the surface, it might be easy to mistake them for just another super-trendy-hipster-fashionista band, but they consistently put out excellent music.  I saw these guys open for Ladytron a few years ago, and they rock live. (Even though all the cool kids in the crowd were too anxious to hear "Seventeen" to appreciate them.)

6. Panda Bear - "I'm Not"  I'm cheating with this one - the album was out in 2007, but I didn't hear it until 2008. "Comfy in Nautica" is a great song, sure, but "I'm Not" is more distinctive. But seriously, what's with all the animal name bands? I tried to explain this to a friend of mine, but he seemed to think I was crazy. There are a lot of animal band names, right? Or did I just not notice until this year?

7. Atmosphere - "Shoulda Known" Yes, I realize this is the song from the album that all the stiletto and halter top wearing nineteen year old girls with fake id's will "woo" at and dance to. "Woooo! Ohmahgawd I luv this song! Woooo!" But don't let those squealing, Red Bull-and-vodka'd-up idiots prevent you from shaking your own ass when you hear it, 'cause you should. It's a baby-making song (just don't listen to closely to the lyrics if you're actually making babies and not just, you know, practicing).

8. MGMT - "Electric Feel"  (Hangs head in shame.)

9. Wolf Parade - "Call It a Ritual"  I don't like the second album as much as the first and I wasn't, initially, particularly impressed by this song. Then I saw them live. Spencer Krug was wearing capri pants - and he was still a million times cooler than everyone else. Best show I saw all year; quite possibly the best show I've ever been to, actually. Anyrate, good tune.


Top Eight Movies of 2008

Keep in mind that I have yet to see some of the later-released films of 2008. But so far and in no particular order...

1. In Bruges.  Hilarious.
2. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. 
3. Reprise.  Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it.
4. WALL-E.  No kidding.
5. The Wackness. 
6. The Dark Knight.
7. Tropic Thunder.  So funny I almost peed.
8. Frost/Nixon. 

Top Nine WORST Movies of 2008

Hyun and I see a lot of movies. Two (sometimes three) a week. Yes, that's a lot and no, I don't have kids. Also? Grad school. I don't have the money to travel or buy things, so movies it is.

1. Charlie Bartlett.  What a truly awful movie. What was Robert Downey, Jr. doing in this?

2. Vantage Point.  In general, I don't usually agree with the broader public's taste in movies, but in this case I do. We saw this in a packed theater on a Friday night and it was excruciatingly heavy-handed, and everyone knew it. It's an action/drama film, but the audience couldn't stop laughing. Kind of restored my faith in humanity.

3. 10,000 B.C.  You may be asking, Jessica, why do you see such shitty movies? My answer is that we see a lot of movies - not everything that comes through the theater, but pretty close. And so when it's a Friday afternoon and you've seen everything else you might decide to see the big, shiny, CG action-packed piece of crap, okay?

4.  Wanted.  Angelina Jolie sucks. Sorry. James McAvoy is lovely, but the ideology of this movie stinks. It is, essentially, a flashy, exploding, blood and guts advertisement for fascistic (is that a word? it is now) monarchy. This movie is so frighteningly unaware of its own ridiculousness.

5. Speed Racer.  I wanted to punch that kid and that monkey.

6. Sex and the City. I know it's a guilty pleasure for a lot of people (for me as well, I guess; I did see the movie after all), but it exemplifies pretty much everything that's wrong with our society. Sorry.

7. Star Wars: The Clone Wars.  So bad we walked out (we NEVER walk out of movies) and watched the last half of Tropic Thunder again.

8. Righteous Kill.  Who continues to let Pacino and De Niro "act"? Can they be put out to pasture already?

9. 88 Minutes. Absolutely, hands down the worst movie I saw this year. Maybe the worst movie I have ever seen.  We walked out of this one as well.  Opening serial killer scene with two female, Asian roommates (who may or may not have been sisters) that totally fetishizes both women. They're strung up and killed (well, one of them is) in a fashion that I can only describe as pornographic. Jump to Al Pacino's 18 year old girlfriend doing naked yoga in their apartment. And that's when we left. What a steaming pile of shit, pardon my French.

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Keely!

Mickey said I NEEDED to do a post, so here it goes - my top 3s.

Top 3 Albums:
Fleet Foxes. Finn really, really likes listening to this (well, with Mickey holding him down saying "you will like indie music")
Bon Iver. This was 2007, but if other people list it in 2008, so will I. I, like Erika, listened to Skinny Love for a week.
Girl Talk. Yes! I love this album. We had to stop listening to it in the car when Finn sang "whadcha know about that? I know all about that" with the music. (yes, that really happened, and yes, he could have chosen worse lyrics to sing).

Finn's top 3 requested songs:
Crane Wife 3 (Decemberists)
Sons and Daughters (Decemberists)
Rocky Raccoon (Beatles)

Top 3 Girls' Nights Out:
Sex & the City/Brewhouse/Red Star
My Birthday at Red Star/Brewhouse/Red Star
The first time we all went out post-babies to the Brewhouse and Red Star

Top 3 reasons we had to take Gracie to the vet:
bladder incontinence (she is now on estrogen, much like a menopausal woman)
yeast infection in her ear
torn CCL

Top 3 worst radio shows (since Justin did it):
Prairie Home Companion
Speaking of Faith
Midday with Gary Eichten (Let's listen to a speech and then talk about something entirely unrelated and boring)

Top 10 best radio personalities:
Kai Ryssdal
Scott Jagow (I have a thing for the marketplace men)
Kerri Miller
Neal Conan
Liane Hansen and Will Shortz during the Sunday morning puzzler (sorry Justin, I like Will)
Peter Sagal/Carl Kasell (I bet Justin hates wait, wait don't tell me)
Lynne Rossetto Casper
Steve Inskeep
Michele Norris
Robert Siegel

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Monday, January 5, 2009

Bryan's favs '08

Dear readers, I apologize for the laziness of my lists.  They are written for a different forum that I contribute to and contain preaching-to-the-choir details and explanations considering the current content and the level of musical depth in this group.  I bow to your superior elitism and creative writing skills.

I will thank you for all contributing though, I get a nice laugh every year reading your lists.

Bryan

Favorite albums 08 (new releases):

1) Fleet Foxes - self titled
My morning jacket meets the shins.  I'll admit that there isn't stunning originality here but they do what they do very well.  Plus, My Morning Jacket's release this year was pretty disappointing and the Shins released last year.  I'll settle for a combination of the two...for now.
2) The Walkmen - You and me
Can't get enough of the bluesy rough-around-the-edges vocals and unpolished feel of this album.  Occasionally I like my albums shimmering with perfect and sparkly production but I would never want The Walkmen to go that route (see Girl Talk).  Its the most endearing aspect of their music.
3) The Magnetic Fields - Distortion
Folksy lo-fi with simple melodies and witty lyrics. 2 parts poet : 1 part musician.
4) Girl Talk - Feed the animals
This music is the complete opposite of my personality.  Maybe it gives me the most to learn from.  Did I mention its freely available on the interweb?  If you haven't heard of GT its a genre called mashup which consists of samples on top of samples mixed with samples in a light sample sauce.  The central core of the music is hip hop so be prepared for swares.
5) Sea and Cake - Car Alarm
The Sea and Cake are an old standby for me.  Again, I find myself liking a vocalist that wouldn't last one second on american idol.  He sings with very airy-whisper-voice that doesn't quite seem to be hitting the notes on perfect pitch.  I'm pretty sure he would fail out on Rock Band too.  The music is kindof a softer jazz that can occasionally stumble upon something that resembles rock.
 
Favorite albums 08 (old releases):
1) Boston - self titled
I'm pretty sure Rock Band had everything to do with my rediscovery of this album.
2) U2 - War
Never a disappointing listen.  Remember when Bono used to be so relevant?
3) Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - Shake the sheets
Good positive energy.  A pick-me-up when everything sounds too depressing.
4) Fulflej - Wack Ass Tuba Riff
Fun pseudo-seriousness.  Sometimes its fun to get really amped-up about things that don't matter in the big picture...like the difference in quality between casette tapes and cds or vhs and dvd...
5) Superdrag - In the valley of dying stars
One of my old standbys for a rockin' air guitar bang on your steering wheel good time.

Favorite Songs (new releases):
Single Ladies - Beyonce
White Winter Hymnal - Fleet Foxes
California Girls - The Magnetic Fields
Kids - MGMT
In the new year - The Walkmen

Favorite Songs (old releases):
Hand in my pocket - Alanis Morrisette
Peace of mind - Boston
40 - U2
Moonage Daydream - David Bowie
Under the bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers

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Friday, January 2, 2009

Christmas Rambo's Top 10 (+/- 4)

Despite my best efforts, I did manage to listen to 5 or 6 new albums this year while constructing my basement masouleum (spellcheck? persnickity?), which I think constitutes a quorum, or a plural majority, or some other term that I don't understand.
 
6. Fleet Foxes "Poorly Mixed Music"- Speaking of not understanding, I do not understand the appeal. This music is boring. Just because you wear flannel but don't work in a Oregon lumberyard does not make your music cool. Mickey, I even tried listening to "Ragged Wood" a number of times, which I was hoping would be a song about the dangers of lumberjacking (again, based on the flannel) or possibly a caveat about failing to use lotion during "me time." Seriously, though, I don't get it.
 
5. Metallica - "Death Magnetic" -
Metallica - Our last album sucked. Everyone hates us. What should we do? Make another therapy documentary?
Rick Rubin - Make the same album you made 20 years ago, like your fans have been saying for the last 19.9 years.
Metallica - Really?!?!
 
There are some beautifully heavy moments here ("The Judas Kiss"), but the lyrics and singing are SO awful that it's impossible to love ("My Apocalypse"). I guess the appeal in the old stuff is that it will never be reproduced. Ever.
 
4. Smoking Popes - "Stay Down" - Okay, the only time I listened to this was in a car in Wisconsin, and there was something seriously wrong with my sensory processing system. Or seriously right. Anyway, Mickey was saying...something...about the album. And there was, like, the best song I'd ever heard. And then the worst--yeah, it was terrible. Actually, I'm not sure. Was the album called "Muffin?"
 
3. My Morning Jacket - "Evil Urges" - The good here is excellent rock - the title track, "Amazed," "Highly Suspicious" and "Aluminum Park." James's falsetto is fantastic, and the guitar interplay is excellent. Lyrically, it's good and not just pretentious. Warning: there is some serious Yacht Rock on here. I mean, some serious "F___ you, Loggins" s___. 
 
2. Girl Talk - "Feed the Animals" - Sometimes, you'll find yourself at work, absentedmindedly completing a task, and a student/coworker will ask, "What are you saying to yourself?" Not realizing you were singing anything, you look down and see your lips mouthing, "B_____ was pai'/ Dat's all I gotta say," over and over, from your new favorite CD.
 
If you're going to legally download one album this decade and pretend you can't pay for it, close your "In Rainbows" browser tab and go to "Illegal Art" immediately. I would rescind my Obama vote and cast one for Greg in a second, if I could. He can make consensus out of anything.   
 
Best moment - Shawty Lo/ Blur/ Elvis Costello on "Here's the Thing." Holy s____.
 
1. Vampire Weekend - I really wanted to hate these guys. I hate the Manhattan/Cape Cod focus. I hate the look. I hate an omnipresent organ/piano. But it is so ridiculously good and it makes you feel good and it has made Christmas Rambo into a good person. C-Ram walked into a Vietnamese grocer, laid down his bandolier of alcohol and weapons, and asked, "Is your bed made? Is your sweater on? Do you something something? Like you know I dO, oO, oO! oO, oO!, oO!" And then everybody was singing and was happy and shared some pho.

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